# encoding: ascii
# api: powershell
# title: Hack ESX MOTD
# description: Hack your ESXi welcome screen.
# version: 0.1
# author: Halr9000
# license: CC0
# x-poshcode-id: 1950
# x-archived: 2010-07-17T18:33:44
#
# Join Clyde the Sysadmin as he battles clueless bosses, defective hardware, and the inescapable feeling that he’s a hamster on life’s giant hamster wheel.
#
$screen = @"
You see here a virtual switch. ------------ ------
#...........| |....|
--------------- ###------------ |...(|
|..%...........|########## ###-@...|
|...%...........### # ## |....|
+.......<......| ### ### |..!.|
--------------- ### ### ------
---.----- ###
|.......|####
---------
.
Clyde the Sysadmin St:7 Dx:9 Co:10 In:18 Wi:18 Ch:6 Chaotic Evil
Dlvl:3 $:120 HP:39(41) Pw:36(36) AC:6 Exp:5 T:1073
"@
Set-VMHostAdvancedConfiguration -name Annotations.WelcomeMessage -value $screen