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Artifact 3561a100de24915bb13e3d07d8c6f23d03ab7dede03b4182935c161e7142fd0f:

  • File Hack-ESXi.ps1 — part of check-in [b7a53f6c16] at 2018-06-10 13:35:09 on branch trunk — Hack your ESXi welcome screen. (user: Carter Shanklin size: 1350)

# encoding: ascii
# api: powershell
# title: Hack ESXi
# description: Hack your ESXi welcome screen.
# version: 0.1
# author: Carter Shanklin
# license: CC0
# x-poshcode-id: 4035
# x-archived: 2013-03-27T04:17:38
# x-published: 2013-03-21T14:26:00
#
# Join Clyde the Sysadmin as he battles clueless bosses, defective hardware, and the inescapable feeling that he’s a hamster on life’s giant hamster wheel.
#
$screen = " You see here a virtual switch.            ------------           ------
                                          #...........|           |....|
                      ---------------   ###------------           |...(|
                      |..%...........|##########               ###-@...|
                      |...%...........###    #                 ## |....|
                      +.......<......|       ###              ### |..!.|
                      ---------------          ###          ###   ------
                                              ---.-----   ###
                                              |.......|####
                                              ---------
.
 Clyde the Sysadmin    St:7 Dx:9 Co:10 In:18 Wi:18 Ch:6    Chaotic Evil
 Dlvl:3  $:120 HP:39(41) Pw:36(36) AC:6  Exp:5 T:1073
"
Set-VMHostAdvancedConfiguration -name Annotations.WelcomeMessage -value $screen