# encoding: ascii
# api: powershell
# title: Hack ESXi
# description: Hack your ESXi welcome screen.
# version: 0.1
# author: Carter Shanklin
# license: CC0
# x-poshcode-id: 4005
# x-archived: 2014-09-03T23:39:57
# x-published: 2014-03-08T20:52:00
#
# Join Clyde the Sysadmin as he battles clueless bosses, defective hardware, and the inescapable feeling that he’s a hamster on life’s giant hamster wheel.
#
$screen = " You see here a virtual switch. ------------ ------
#...........| |....|
--------------- ###------------ |...(|
|..%...........|########## ###-@...|
|...%...........### # ## |....|
+.......<......| ### ### |..!.|
--------------- ### ### ------
---.----- ###
|.......|####
---------
.
Clyde the Sysadmin St:7 Dx:9 Co:10 In:18 Wi:18 Ch:6 Chaotic Evil
Dlvl:3 $:120 HP:39(41) Pw:36(36) AC:6 Exp:5 T:1073
"
Set-VMHostAdvancedConfiguration -name Annotations.WelcomeMessage -value $screen